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The Wandering Hobbit is a book of poetry that I put together and bound at Kinkos! I distributed it only to my friends and relatives. I customized each book with a personal greeting for each recipient. I did this because I needed to do something with the poetry that I kept writing. And because if you don't write poetry, then why live? |
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I write poetry out of love or compulsion but I am willing to accept money! Should you have a special occasion or event that needs romance or evokes emotion, I could make the tone special with a rhythmic proclamation. I actually created and read a poem at my father's funeral that made the whole church tear up, including me.
Excerpts
Intro to my poem at my father's funeral.
At each crossroads in life
On my doorstep at home
I sit and I drink
And come up with a poem
I’ve not written many
And some I should burn
But from crossroads and cross words
There is no return
To continue tradition
With tonic and gin
I sat on the doorstep
And it happened again
Limericks for special occasions
I got me a ma from Belfast
Who fell down the stairs but got well fast
The last step on her head
Is what put her in bed
It wasn't the ones that she that she fell past
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My book of poetry: The Wandering Hobbit
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